The kissy face. What is the origin of this epidemic? When did it become mandatory for people to do at least one of these photographic gems at every event?
The kissy face may have gone viral thanks in part to the guido/guidette circles and their obsession with Myspace i.e. the "kissy face in the mirror on my camera phone" picture. Nowadays, this problem can be seen running rampant throughout the rest of society. Dudes. Chicks. Babies. Black. White. Martian. Everyone is doing it. But why? What does it do besides make you look like your face is constipated?
There is no explanation for this pucker up pose, but one thing is for sure. No one looks good doing it. Especially those who post their kissy face pictures on the internet. You look terrible. What happened to smiling? Are your teeth that muffed up? Then do a closed mouth smile. Or don't smile at all. I don't care if you turn around and face the opposite direction. Anything is better than pulling a Jar Jar Binks. To all you kissy facers out there - Please stop doing this.
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