DID YOU JUST FART?

People really need to stop farting in public, especially in highly populated areas like a restaurant, shopping mall, ballgame or place of business. There is nothing worse than walking around minding your own business when suddenly your face hurts from the smell of a rotten air biscuit. It's gross and I heard it depletes one's immune system. So for endangering my health alone this should be a punishable offense.

In addition to making others ill, you sneaky farters need to quit leaving these land mines around for other people to take the blame. You know who you are. You let one go and walk away, all while the poor guy trying to fix the busted printer is being accused of stinking up the joint. If you have to bang one out, do us all a favor and go to the restroom. This goes for all of you - even the ladies. You will eventually be outed. PSDT you nasties.

PS - Don't think because you have your own office it's not going to smell. It does. Get a Glade plug-in pal.