IMPERSONATING AN INDIAN/PAKISTANI STORE OWNER

There's a gentleman - let's call him Dan - who works in a different department from where my office is located. Dan likes to walk around a lot and bother people. Dan also likes to chum it up with his so-called buddies who have offices located near mine who can't stand him either. Dan ALSO thinks he's funny. The basis of Dan's comedic genius lies in his impersonation of an Indian/Pakistani store owner, similar to Apu from The Simpsons. I hate it. It makes the hair on my arms stand up. As I am writing this, I can hear him doing it. I want to go tell him to shut his goddamned mouth. But alas, I will keep the peace.

Apu - funny. Kerpal - funny. Dan - A-hole.

Hey Dan, you are not funny. Your act is not funny. The ladies don't think it's funny. Please stop doing this.

(Editor's note - I know "believe" is misspelled in the picture above. I found it on google. Don't judge me.)